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41 Brides And Grooms Who Aimed For A Budget Wedding And Ended Up Landing At Tackytown Instead

Hannah Marder
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1. Why on Earth would it even occur to you to use diapers on wedding crafts?

Decorated bottles covered with mod podge and dino patterns from diapers. The text above asks about making them waterproof for ice buckets
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2. Go ahead and use DIY centerpieces, but just because fish are cheap doesn't make them decor.

Fish tank with a fish inside and two floating candles above. Caption: "Poor little betta being used as a wedding centerpiece with burning candles in the vase"
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3. I'm not gonna shame this DIY decor, but I AM going to shame trying to get people to PAY to clean it up under the guise of selling it online.

A person is offering wedding items for $700, including flowers, an arch, and other decor. You have to come take down the decorations, though
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4. I'll keep my thoughts on the look of this DIY decor to myself, but you gotta admit, trying to sell cheap, used decor — especially for this price — screams tacky. (Also, a fire wedding for a volunteer firefighter? Really?)

DIY decorative fire-themed wedding centerpieces available for purchase, priced at $55 each. Caption notes these were from a wedding for a volunteer firefighter
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5. Using others' expensive decor is NOT a way to save money. Or I guess it is, but it's certainly not an acceptable way.

A bride criticizes a wedding photographer and a different bride and groom for taking photos at her venue, all decorated the way she'd paid for, for an hour while guests were arriving
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6. Still confused? Paying an agreed-upon $200 for a beginner baker to make you a cake: ✅ Eating 80% and then trying to demand a partial refund because it's "aesthetically disappointing" (when you knew it was a beginner baker and also she did a great job!): Tacky!!!!!

Story from a beginner baker about agreeing to do a wedding cake for $200, with the customer aware of the baker's inexperience. They made the cake, which looked just like the reference photo, then the customer wanted a refund after eating most of it
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7. This is why you don't skimp on catering, folks.

Two tables with charcuterie-style snacks straight on the tablecloths
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8. And this is why you don't try to bring your own food.

Story about a groom's mother bringing in fried fish five hours before dinner service, then expecting the venue to serve it during dinner, and the venue refusing to do so as it goes against policy and is a food safety concern
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9. Need another reason to leave wedding food to the professionals?

Large inflatable pool filled with 30 lbs of pasta salad with caption calling it "wedding food prep day three"
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10. If you are gonna make your own food, stick with the classics. And maybe stay away from kids' items like Spaghetti-Os.

Tray of deviled eggs except with spaghetti-os inside instead of the yolk/mayo mix. Caption: "At a wedding reception potluck tonight...served cold"
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11. Say it louder so the people in the back can hear: don't skimp on food!!!!

Reddit post about a wedding dinner just being a baked potato bar
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12. Pro tip: Spray painting the grass is not a budget-friendly way to brighten up your venue.

Foot with green stains on toes captioned "I went to a wedding at a mansion, and discovered that they had painted the grass green. This is my feet after walking through it in closed-toed shoes"
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13. And using mashed potato mix instead of rice is nottttt the budget-friendly hack you think it is.

Screenshot of a post about a wedding that used mashed potato mix instead of confetti, resulting in mashed potato everywhere as sweat and spilled drinks mixed with the powder
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14. Instead of serving steak, maybe this couple should've focused on serving enough to eat.

Dinner plate with extremely small meal from a wedding
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15. If you can't even suggest accommodation for your guests besides "sleep outside," maybe have a private wedding for just your immediate family.

Reddit horror story about a wedding where guests were expected to provide their own food and alcohol and sleep outside in sleeping bags
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16. I'm all for DIY crafts, but toilet paper rolls? That aren't even covered with anything (except duct tape)?

Toilet paper rolls with duct tape and flowers on them; caption notes these were bouquets for a wedding
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17. I hate to shame more DIY, which can be cute, but...this couple should've scrolled Pinterest a little longer.

Two hand fans made with plastic forks
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18. This plan for bathrooms at a wedding strayed from "money-saving" to "genuinely disgusting" territory.

A request for a hay bale to create a "hay urinal" for a wedding. Photo shown with plastic urinals around a bale of hay
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19. This "bathroom" wasn't much better.

Men's outdoor bathrooms made out of wood and a tiny plastic urinal (leading to the ground)
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20. This should go without saying, but please don't make your guests pay for their own food.

Reddit post: A couple charged guests $10 each to eat at their wedding reception. This included kids
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21. Maybe this is controversial, but imo, if you can afford a reception, you need to feed people a full meal.

Q&A about wedding: Dress code is semi-formal to black tie. Afternoon event with heavy hors d'oeuvres, desserts, coffee, tea, and fruit-infused water. No alcohol
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22. And cake doesn't count!

Reddit post about a wedding where only cake was served to guests, even though the wedding party got dinner
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23. The idea behind this was nice, but, uh, I gotta say these handmade decorations ended up a lil' tacky.

gloves covered with raggedy ribbons and crooked, uneven hearts cut out on top
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24. It's okay if you can't afford elaborate displays, but this decor was pretty crappy (see what I did there?).

Toilet paper decorations
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25. This might be a money-saving hack that works, but it's certainly not one that's appropriate by moral standards.

Text image: Suggestion to buy items for a wedding within a return policy window to return them after the event for a refund
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26. This one mystifies me. You're rich enough to serve tuna tartare, yet you're serving it in a PVC pipe??

Salad next to tartare in a PVC pipe displaying a barcode on the side
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27. I know that wedding food is expensive, but that's no excuse to leave those with dietary restrictions with pieces of cardboard to eat.

A single slice of very thin  pepperoni pizza on a paper plate, captioned "this gluten-free pizza they gave my mom at a wedding"
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28. Vegans are people, too!

Small salad of arugula with three small fruit slices and a balsamic drizzle on a white plate. Caption: "Vegan option at a wedding" with an annoyed emoji
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29. Wedding meals don't need to be fancy, but this looks like baby food, and it's not enough for dinner.

Plate with small creamy corn and macaroni and cheese servings captioned "my meal at a wedding recently"
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30. If you're going to expect your wedding party to help set up the wedding in order to save money, fair enough. But at least feed them more than one tiny slice of pizza for a day and a half of work!

Reddit post about a bridal party that was expected to be there all day to help set up, along with half the day before. They were promised breakfast/lunch, but only given pizza at 8pm, and limited to one slice each
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31. By all means, make things yourself, but at least get the spelling right. Better yet? Print a sign from online, and use spellcheck.

Sign with colorful text: "Please pick a seat, either side, your loved groom & bride." However, there are multiple typos
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32. I'm not sure it gets much tackier than forcing guests to come after the ceremony, dinner, AND live music because you didn't like the amount of money they gave you.

Reddit story about a couple who asked for wedding contributions in their save the date card; at the wedding, you were given a time to attend depending on how much you'd given, and if you hadn't given much you had to enter after dinner and live music
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33. This is worse than not having one. If I see a cake, I'm thinking I'm going to be able to eat cake. Don't mess with my emotions like this.

Two images of a DIY fake cake using foam and wall spackle; caption asks for suggestions as the person isn't going to have a cake at their wedding
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34. Go ahead and forgo the cake if you need to, but seeing these donuts displayed on unfinished wood is already making my mouth taste like sawdust.

Collage of an unfinished hanging donut stand with various donuts on display. Caption describes usage for events like graduations and weddings and customization options
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35. How much do you want to bet these had paint chips on them?

Stacked donuts on painted poles at a wedding
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36. This couple decided to save money by having a small reception at a restaurant — great! Except they expected guests to pay more than they normally would at that restaurant for their food – not so great!

Reddit post about a wedding invite asking guests to RSVP with $50 on Venmo for dinner, along with a registry
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37. Trying to actually PROFIT off wedding guests goes beyond cheap and tacky. I would 100% be skipping this wedding — even if it was my brother's.

Facebook post seeking advice about a brother's wedding, stating they're charging $160/person and $50 for kids
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38. It takes a special type of entitlement to try to make money off your guests.

Text post asking for advice on handling their wedding bar; the venue allows BYOB, but the couple is having a friend do the bartending for free. They plan to charge guests cash for drinks and use the money for their honeymoon fund
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39. I can't believe I need to repeat this — weddings should not be paid for by your guests!

Reddit post about a couple having a wedding at a Cancun resort, requiring guests to spend $1k each on flights and another $1700 for a room; many have chosen not to go, leading to guilt-tripping
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40. Choose an unconventional venue if you like. But I'm sorry, I cannot get behind getting married in a GAS STATION.

A gas station wedding with petals sprinkled down an aisle
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41. And finally, this isn't the bride or groom's fault, but I have to show this wildly cheap and tacky sign that this poor couple ended up with.

Top image: Elegant wedding sign. Bottom image: homemade sign with uneven letters. Caption notes they were promised the top sign and got the bottom one
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