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I Just Spit Out My Piping Hot Cup Of Tea Laughing At These Complete Strangers Who Came Out Of Nowhere With The Funniest Possible Reply To A Random Comment

Dave Stopera
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I Just Spit Out My Piping Hot Cup Of Tea Laughing At These Complete Strangers Who Came Out Of Nowhere With The Funniest Possible Reply To A Random Comment

1.On drawing:

A fluffy dog with a checkered bandana is compared to a simple, humorous drawing of itself in a comment section
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2.On that one chair:

A wooden chair is positioned high on a wooden wall in a room. A comment below notes the humorous difficulty of watching something, with a meme
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3.On baseball:

"It's naptime"

4.On dream scenarios:

Two online comments. One jokes about pixel count and money. The other humorously mentions buying apple juice with a dollar
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5.On degrees:

"Just think of it as having 90 degrees instead of one"

6.On new slang:

Social media post with a plate of Korean chicken, a drink, and a humorous comment about the dish's taste
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7.On pizza:

"Thermonuclear war"

8.On putting an end to things:

A humorous internet comment thread discussing how zoning laws could be applied to unwanted erections
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9.On measurements:

"This has to be the most fucked unit of measurement ive ever come across"

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10.On dinosaurs:

Meme text: "Imagine if there was a Stegosaurus here, everyone would be scared, not me tho, cos I know it's a herbivore." Comments discuss herbivore behavior
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11.On Nirvana:

"there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement"

12.On wine:

"snifts"
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13.On boba tea:

"no we absolutely do not"
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14.On beasts:

Social media post joke: "Every romance book promoted on TikTok has cringey taglines like 'Eyes on me, Little Beast'. I'm here to make you Damp."

15.On Charlie Dickens:

Text exchange about Charles Dickens' son named Plorn, with reactions of surprise and laughter

16.On refreshing beverages:

"alright hold up now"
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17.On babies:

Text thread joke about misunderstanding "baby wait" as birth weight of 7 lbs 2 oz
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18.On lattes:

Gordon Ramsay looking confused

19.On microwaving:

"Ice cream"

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20.On names:

"Girl named IKEA had to change her name to stop being picked on at school"
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21.On resemblances:

"He looks like a fleshlight"

22.On danger:

"I'm gonna pronounce it like that now"

23.On time machines:

"Not impossible, mind."

24.And on President Jimmy Carter:

"Imagine being a Polish citizen and you hear the president say he's here to fuck and he's not leaving"
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That's the world I'd like to live in.

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