"I Am Unprepared To Parent This": These 27 Fails From Last Week Will Make You Laugh So Hard You Can Legally Consider It Cardio
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You know what time it is: time to complain that it's Monday. I've been diligently working to rid us of its grasp forever, but no matter what I do, it persists. I've got a new plan, though: Everyone needs to run in the same direction to slow down the Earth's rotation. While I spend the next seven days trying to coordinate among time zones, at least we've got these 27 hilarious fails from last week to get us through:
1.Welp, it looks like the ant went to live on the big ant farm in the sky.
2.No better way to build up an immunity to every known illness than by accident.
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3.I... I thought we all knew this was not a good idea.
4.Honestly? Yes.
5.Assuming the question is "What is it good for?" I can confidently say the answer is "Absolutely nothing."
6.Some folks really do love time, though.
7.The pitfalls of trying to force everyone to use the proper French pronunciation.
8.Time to move (or wake up, if you're Irving B. from Severance).
9.Well, Star Trek poses a lot of philosophical questions, too.
10.Somebody's getting a little too excited about incoming flies.
11.Who needs parental controls when you're sharing a billing account?
12.Actually, no. We hadn't thought of that. Thanks.
13.This child is pulling pranks far beyond their years.
14.“Success is related to standing out, not fitting in.”
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15.Well, knowing that their mom has ostrich legs could legitimately make her easier to find.
16.I cannot for the life of me understand how this happened.
17.Time to move out.
18.Why, is he single?
19.Unfortunately, I think the issue here is believing a toddler has "reasonable amounts of discretion."
20.Nothing wrong with trying to look nice for a trip to the theater!
21.Thanks, Mom.
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22.Sorry, kids, one of you has to go.
23.What if, and hear me out on this, you did not write an incurable disease on the prescription paperwork as a reminder?
24.Maybe they caused it with all their stomping, though.
25.Even the hair seems surprised.
26.Who among us has not said something completely unhinged during an interview process?
27.And finally, that's quite unnecessary, thanks.
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