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18 Absolutely Hilarious Signs That Saved My Sanity This Week

Krista Torres
3 min read

Welcome to another weekly roundup of Reddit's funniest signs! We found some great signs this week, and have even more to add from our BuzzFeed readers (so be sure to add yours in the comments)!!! Here's last week's roundup if you missed it, but first, let's get to what we found this week!

1.Wait, before you get really upset...

Sign on car window saying the dog is okay, has water and treats, and is happier inside. Reminder below: "NEVER leave your dog in the car!!"
u/smokeypointg / reddit.com

Check out this dog's setup:

A dog lies in a car watching a screen showing Shrek and Donkey. Text warns, "NEVER leave your dog in the car!"
u/smokeypointg / reddit.com

Related: 17 Signs From The Past Week That Made Me Laugh So Hard, I Spit Out The Water I Just So Happened To Be Drinking

2.School's starting up soon, and this classroom sign will surely get the parents talking:

Colorful "Welcome Back" banner featuring a school bus and festive decorations; displayed above a store aisle with rollback prices
u/mrwhiteguy8483 / reddit.com

3.I'm sure the escalations were very appreciated:

Sign at escalator: "This escalator is refusing to escalate. Please use the lift."
u/-rabid- / reddit.com
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4.Well that is one heck of a way to go:

Humorous napkin text: "At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it at the crowd to see who is next."
u/lunardownpour / reddit.com

5.We love a good pun:

Two women in vintage hats, one saying "My joints are stiff," the other replying, "You're rolling them too tight," in a humorous tone
redgoat892 / buzzfeed.com

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6.A legit warning sign:

Sign on library pillar with a figure sipping coffee. Text: "USE CAUTION When Approaching Uncaffeinated Staff"
u/SyntheticRx / reddit.com

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7.At least they're honest:

Sign above a sink reads, "We're giving up on hope of fixing the problem. Sorry for the inconvenience. Thank you!"
u/beefymonkey / reddit.com
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8.This is apparently one of those IYKYK things:

Two signs labeling cups: "Cups for Teachers" and "Cups for the poor motherfuckers that have to put up with Teachers."
u/BitiumRibbon / reddit.com

One teacher explained: "When teachers get together and drink and bring their partners, we fall into conversations where we talk about work drama, inadvertently excluding non-teachers. Work drama might include:

1. Policy changes that are ridiculous and completely change our lives: 'Dude, what do you think of the massive pay cuts after year five?' 'Dumbest policy ever. I've already started looking for a new school.'

2. Gossip: "Has Timmy been acting weird in your class?' 'Yeah. He and his girlfriend broke up.' 'Who was he dating?' 'Ashley.' 'Wtf??? That makes no sense.' 'Yeah, I know, they have nothing in common.'

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3. Workshopping lesson plans or classroom management stuff: 'I cannot get Bobby to stop bullying kids in my class.' 'Oh dude, just start calling him your favorite student. Reverse psychology makes him do a 180.'

4. Small celebrations: 'Guess who KILLED his presentation? Alex.' 'The incredible, socially awkward autistic kid? HELL yeah!' 'Yeah, he did it all about how Cars 2 is the greatest movie of all time. It was off topic, of course, but he had the whole class dying laughing.'

No matter what, it's gonna mostly leave out people who have no context."

9.Oh, the accuracy:

Billboard for "Wednesday" Season 3 on Netflix shows a character in gothic attire, with text comparing LAX to torture chambers
u/CrueGuyRob / reddit.com

Related: 21 Photos That Start Like 😡 But End Up Like 🤣

10.Well, I have no words for this one:

Anti-Labubu poster with images of Labubu and Pazuzu, equating Labubu with evil spirits. Text claims Labubu is demonic and seeks $150K for destruction
u/stuartpatten / reddit.com

11.Yeah, grow up loser!:

Sign taped to wall: Reminder to dispose of trash properly to avoid raccoons. Offers help, ends with "If not, grow up loser."
u/FreckledBaker / reddit.com

12.I am really confused but somehow entertained by this one:

Page from a humorous book, "Extreme Seat Recliner," with tips on reclining airplane seats, ending with "Borrow a lap child" advice
u/Huske92 / reddit.com
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13.BOOYA indeed:

Sign humorously contrasts "Trees don't grow on trees" with an image of a tree labeled as both "tree" and "tree", with "BOOYA" underneath
u/Technical-Platypus-8 / reddit.com

14.This store could use a bit of rearranging:

Store aisle sign: "Incontinence toys + games." Plush toy visible below sign
bravecake3726 / buzzfeed.com

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Related: 75 People Who Woke Up One Morning This Year And Promptly Destroyed Their Entire Lives

15.And no one thought it needed rewording:

Sign outside a house reads: "Cruise N Cream, August 14th, 5:30-7:30. Come join the fun!"
u/Desperate-Drawing-35 / reddit.com

16.I guess a lot of people still aren't aware they can tap:

Sign requests gentle use of card reader, advising against forceful insertion due to sensitive components needing care, not rough handling
u/qutx / reddit.com
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17.Let the crime fit the punishment:

Zoo sign humorously warns: Object throwers at crocodiles/snakes must retrieve them
u/Mr-RedT / reddit.com

18.And, finally, I think it is supposed to be "DMV" not "BMV" but I really hope they got pulled over:

A handwritten sign on a truck explains the owner's plate was stolen. They called 911 without help, went to the DMV, and request police pull them over
u/WeTheIndecent / reddit.com

We're going to continue to share great signs from Reddit, but we also want to see what YOU find as well! So, if you see a sign that makes you LOL, snap a pic, and share the photo in the comments below. You could be featured in our next roundup!

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